[The cynics chime in: “That’s where you’ll wind up if you try to “do” medicine yourself.”]
Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, who died in February, had his obituary in the NY Times initially inked in 1996, more than a decade before he actually died.** Since he was a figure of historic importance, we can’t blame the paper for being well-prepared.
Folks interested in the do-it-yourself approach won’t likely need to go to such lengths to create their own obituaries. Columnist Beam gives a couple of great examples of folks that have made good on such efforts:
First, there are the Fellows of Cambridge University, rather fusty types who have apparently engaged in the practice for some time. Beam alludes to a description stating that many of those gents “are in a state that might be mistaken for death.” The act of composing their own obituaries “saves other people the bother of having to make up nice things about them.”
Another example is Doonesbury creator Garry Trudeau. Though still working his craft, he is well prepared:
Feb 3, 2035 — former New York Knicks point guard Garry Trudeau died peacefully in his home today following a particularly fine meal and a visit from his great-grandchildren. Mr. Trudeau, who enjoyed an early modest success as a cartoonist, is best remembered for his abrupt career change when he appeared unannounced at a Knicks tryout camp.
The mixture of self-deprecation and whimsy is delightful. I hope DIY obits catch on.
**This 2009 article from Slate gives a great window into how news agencies handle “advancers,” i.e. folks for whom obituaries are written in advance. Turns out old Dr. Koop was at the extraordinarily long end of the spectrum.