A loyal reader sent me this very interesting letter.
Dr. Dowden apparently mailed it to all of his patients, current and former. [Note: This is not an April Fool’s joke.]
Not a very subliminal message. Translation:
“Rumors of my retirement are greatly exaggerated. Fear not, loyal patients. Yet should you be hesitating on having me render you more beautiful, tarry no further; else you may find yourself out of luck…”
I wonder if by this method he’ll drum up business and retire in a blaze of cosmetic glory.
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